Saturday, May 12, 2018
Little Miss Tuffet
Image from of “Fairy roads to Science-Town” (1919) - Public Domain
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Little Miss Tuffet sat on her Muffet because it was eating her cottage cheese.
Along came an eight legged creature who began to sneeze.
Miss Tuffit cried, “Would you stop that please.”
“I would if I could but I’m allergic to Muffets, especially when they eat cottage cheese.” he replied.
The Muffet said “I’m not scared of spiders and continued eating his cottage cheese.”
Miss Tuffit said, “I am”, and ran off.
The Muffet said “That’s a load off my back. Thank you spider. Do you want some cottage cheese?”
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