Thursday, June 28, 2018
Teryls Tales of Whim~
Teryl’s Tales of Whim~ @Teryl_Pacieco
“This is a travesty,” the dwarf muttered into his wine goblet, standing beside the buffet table.
An old human nearby jerked her head and hissed, “How can you say that? Haven’t you ever seen two men more in love?”
The dwarf’s face reddened as he grumbled dourly, “It’s… not THAT at all… it’s…”
“Because one’s an elf and one’s an orc?” accused the human.
“What, no! …Though what DOES K’ord have that I don’t?” sniffled the dwarf.
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Teryl’s Tales of Whim~ @Teryl_Pacieco
“Are demons always bad?”
I looked over to my youngest, eyes filled with the youthful belief that I knew everything.
“The common definition of a demon would suggest that’d be the case.”
“What if a demon promises to be good, with pinky-swears?”
“Anyone can be good,” I said, bemused, “As long as they mean it and put effort in.”
“Okay!”
“Any other questions, hon?”
“Where’s the best place to find a few drops of ’sagrafizzle’ blood?”
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Sunday, June 3, 2018
All Cliff Hangers
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Madge chewed furiously as the escaping air whistled past her ears. Then she slapped the wad of chewing gum over the hole and the cold of space immediately froze it into place. She grabbed a roll of duct tape from her utility belt and duct taped a nice X over the patch. Speaking into her log she added “Standard emergency patch, chewing gum and duct tape.”
“That was close.” she thought. “If that hole had been a half inch bigger the air would have sucked her gum right out into space and there would have been a Madge patch duct taped to the wall.”
“Navigation report!” said the Captain.
“We’ve got problems.” said the navigator. “You know that little asteroid that just punctured Madge’s cabin? Well, it’s mama is following right behind.”
Madge looked out her porthole and sure enough. There was one mother of an asteroid heading straight at her. She didn’t know what to do so she crawled under the bed. Her whole cabin shook when the asteroid hit.
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hairylarry posted on 2018-06-02 at 23:22 Central Time.
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